[tonight, there is an ever-so-curious looking reindeer peering into his communicator with a very important question]

Can someone help me? Um, who is 'Rudolph'? Should I know them?

[...hey, it's not his fault the One Piece world is rather lacking in fictional reindeer that are supposedly part of common pop culture]

[ There's a small click as the video feed opens, Luffy's laughter is recorded as he swings the lens towards a wiggling Chopper on the floor... Fur is everywhere. They're currently in someone's living room while Jungle Book plays in the background! Oh, and Luffy has these hideous sunglasses on. ]

Nahahahaha!! Chopper's going bald! Velveteen fur is ( Read more... )

[Zoro is standing, facing the comm. There is a dead bear draped around his shoulders and stuffed animals raining around him. And a cute raccoon dog river otter moose coyote possum elephant spider monkey reindeer whatever Chopper, is in his haramaki. He seems to be flipping out This is completely normal.]

ZORO! Wh-what happened?! Even you can't get ( Read more... )

So this is like a Den Den Mushi-Do I press this...? Oh! [He clears his throat] Everyone! Or, uhm, anyone who is listening.

So... I guess I'm not on the Grand Line anymore. [A long pause while he calms a bout of panic, taking a deep breath] Um-the pigeons told me about this place. I... I'm not sure I understand. It's not an island and there are ( Read more... )